The Wonder Woman Crusader

I physically had to sit here and count on my hands, how many days since I deactivated my Facebook account and its been about 14 days... I AM STILL ALIVE!!!  😁😁😁 In fact, I can definitely say that I feel very alive in this moment. Although I deactivated my account on a whim, a last minute 'Stuff it!' decision. The moment that I pressed 'Yes', my physical features lifted. My eyes shone brighter, my posture taller, my skin started to glow and my hair even started to co-operate This ain't a joke.  I have noticed since that moment, I am noticeably prettier!  If it wasn't a thing, it is now, a thing.  The bags under my eyes have melted away, my skin smoother, the tension I felt in the back of my neck, all disintegrated. Don't get me wrong though, there were questioning thoughts in the milli-seconds prior and after ridding of Facebook, such as... ' Are you sure you want to deactivate your account?' 'Are you sure you don't ...